bird – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Dilbert

Hello? my name’s DilbertHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Trained my birdProper likeObeys me alwaysProper like Scroll down… DM

Flying through the airFlying fancy freeNot a worry not a careScroll down have looksee DM

Hello? my name’s RodneyHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Hello? my name’s MerylHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-day Scroll down… DM

Hello? my name’s PercyHow are you todayI am having lovely timeDoh-si-doh-si-dayScroll down… DM

I want a change of occupationI’m tired of being meCall my current numberScroll down and have looksee DM

I think I gotta problemIdea sounded fineHere I sits now wonderingIdea sounded fine Scroll down… DM

Hello? my name’s AlbertAlbert with an ASitting on a railway trackAlbert with an A Scroll down… G’day…… DM

I like to take my pet outFor a daily strollImportant for its mental healthDon’t laugh lol Scroll down… DM