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Stan Does a Drilling Job

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I’ve done a lot of drillingWith my pointy drillAnyone who wants job done?Hands up, yes I will Safety guaranteed….. Don MatthewsDecember 2022

McDonalds Nostalgia (Ronald at Walmart)

Do you remember RonaldRonald at Walmart?Sitting on his Mc benchRonald at Walmart? Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Musk Insists Twitter Workers Sleep at Work

Beds in conferenceRooms so canSleep at workSays boss man Beds in TwitterConference roomsNow can work/sleepCrash bam boom Musk installs mattresses in converted Twitter conference rooms.Insists staff adopt “hardcore’” attitude to work In an unspoken sign of disrespect, beds just show up. No discussion, just show up. Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Packaged for Choice

Masks that we sellCannot be sold looseThey must be all packagedFor people to choose Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Fragile Merchandise

We of the supermarketProtect what we sellAll things are fragileWe wrap again (well) Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Ralph Goes For a Walk

Ralph is FCS resident dog Ralph enjoys his walkiesWalkies his own wayPeople stop and say helloHello Ralphie hey? Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Jeez Ralph

Ralph is FCS resident dog Quietly through the windowWatching lovely birdSuddenly from nowhere…. Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Pastor Peter Twist and the Twisters Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Peter was religiousHis God he said was coolDesigned cover accordinglyNot make him look a fool Production Notes Peter grooved with the Lord on viewing the cover We take this as being happy with the result Don MatthewsDecember 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Webb Gospel Singers Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Request came in for coverPlease help us can you Stan?Gave Perc and I some troubleBut did the best we can Production Notes Hair by Stan’s Hairdressing to the Stars Clothes Studio wardrobe We sheltered sheep in field behind JesusThey were happy munchingContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Webb Gospel Singers Job”

Try This For Yourself. It Only Occurs Once Every 1000 Years

Add your current age to your year of birth and it will add up to 2022 for everyone in the world. For example, if you are 60 your year of birth would be 1962. 1962 + 60 = 2022 Even the experts can’t explain why.