Dis is meRocking demDey is happyMale and fem Don MatthewsDecember 2022
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Oval Preparation
Preparing for a Test MatchThe ground it must look goodThe grass needs to be fertilisedAnd real as green grass should Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Poet Don Q&A on Botted Chair
Poet Don enlighten usRe your botted chairIn which you rest your weary botOf cheeks which you have pair? Yes my flock, I like you, have two…. But what of your chair?…. It accommodates both…. DM
Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Wally Whyton Job
Stan runs a very successful album cover design businesshelped by his assistant Perc Wally was a singerAcoustic guitar playedLoved his dear old motherSang as cover made Production Notes Wally wanted is mum to recognise him Post Production Notes His mother was overjoyed to see her son’s record in all the record shops Wally sent usContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Wally Whyton Job”
Rock Show Dicker
I’m a rock show dickerHe’s a rock show dicker (backing vocals)I’m a rock dip-stickerYep a rock dip-sticker Dip-stick dip-stickYay yay yay I’m a rock show bonkerHe’s a rock show bonkerAnd a honk honk honkerYep, a honk honk honker If ya wanna see a rockerWith a flicky dicky flockerAnd a wonky wonky donkGive a honk honkContinue reading “Rock Show Dicker”
Androids
Androids dreamDream of DickThis here rhymeIs pretty thick Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Gap in Market
We saw a gap in marketOne to do with scentsProduced this range of productsFor ladies and for gents Don MatthewsDecember 2022
I Try
I’ve watched my mummy do thisShe does it with no tryI just can’t seem to get thereNo matter how I try Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Bali Frolics
Bali says I can’t no moreHave sex with anyoneI’ll get a wed certificateBlack market, sorted, done The cops would have to witness meGoing in and outSimple answer sorted (yep)Certificate whip out You’re OK sir Carry on…… Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Hello Dere
Hello dereDis is meHat on headDat is tree Don MatthewsDecember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 