Normal day in PortugalWith the familyShifting furniture aroundJust scroll down to see…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Category Archives: SAFETY FAILS
Have Job to do on Ceiling
Have job to do on ceilingLike playing on the edgeHave job to to on ceilingMy ladder for a ledge…. One of Stan’s trainees…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Happy Little Graffiter
I wanna do graffitiAnd have my little sayI gotta nice long ladderWill sign my ‘fitti ‘A’ For ‘Angry’…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Cleans His Mixer
Cementing, when I’ve finishedMy mixer I must cleanEvery little cornerCorner where it’s been…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan and Perc are Jumpers
Stan and Perc are buddiesLike to have good timesLike jumping offa buildings(Providing me with rhymes)….. Hello?….. You OK Perc?….. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Charging the Electric car
I’m always safety consciousWhen car is on the chargeWater/power must never mixIf car be small or large……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan’s Good Idea Co. Inc.
We had to get this aircon upI’ve got idea says StanHe isn’t so dumb after allSmart, clever he is, Stan…. Good onya Stan…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Safety Fifth
One buckle offNext one onWhere did I put it now?Where has it gone? Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan and Perc Lay Concrete Paths
Perc and me are expertsAt laying concrete pathsWe use our com-bined laying skills(Go home at night for baths….) Safety first is our motto. We always wear hard hats in case of falls…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Happy Little Driller
I’m gonna drill a holeI’ve done this once beforeThe hole it turned out very niceNow gonna drill one more…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 