Nah Perc, don’t need botherTo put this thing on lockI’ll only be a secondTo get this thing unblocked… You’re over 18 Stan. I trust you……. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Category Archives: SAFETY FAILS
Safety Goggles
Whenever I do weldingI use my goggle eyesToday I couldn’t find themSo had to compromise…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Applies His Learnt Safety Knowledge
I’ve read the Safety ManualFor Dummies, passed the testWill now apply what I have learntApply what I’ve learnt best…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
You OK Perc?
Perc you’re doing great jobJust 10 more minutes waitThen I’ll be finished job up hereYou OK there Perc mate?…. I’m OK Stan. Take all the time you need…… Don MatthewsJune 2021 dVerse Open Link Night
Stan and Perc on Another Ladder Job
Stan and Perc are specialistsOn roofs (always take care)Call them for your tile repairTop ladder safety pair…. Stan and Perc have studied the Ladder Safety Manual for Dummiesand passed the 1-question test at the back ‘Can you roll when you fall?’ Call Stan and Perc for your next roof repair job‘5 ladders does all’ isContinue reading “Stan and Perc on Another Ladder Job”
No Steps, Oh Well
Bother I can’t find the stepsThis should work, anywayThe Safety Board is not aroundThis should be fine, OK…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan Fixes a Problem
I’ve got a little problemI need to get up, fixFunny? no-one buys my fishEach time I get up, fix…. Am I missing something?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Stan and Perc at Work Again
Stan’s on front end loaderBusy digging holePerc (in hole) checks, yep, looks fineSafety is their goal…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Beachbound
I’m feeling laid-back, fancy-freeAm headed for the beachHandles (used to get me there)Safely within reach…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Safety First on the Road
I find my little HondaUseful to transportThis lovely canvas paintingThat I’ve just gone bought Hello? that van ahead of meHas not closed it’s back doorGosh, that’s rather dangerousIt’s very safety poor…. Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 