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Entertaining the Cats

Here we go againThe cloth and cover thingWish he’d try a new one….. Shit! run for it……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 17, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:cats, humour, poetryLeave a comment on Entertaining the Cats

Tagged My Shades For This Week

Red says that I’ve done itGreen I’ve yet to tryYellow research injuries?Orange equipment buy…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 17, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:50 shades of grey, humour, poetry6 Comments on Tagged My Shades For This Week

Hello, Where Did Dat Go?

Earmuffs on my earsTarget in my sightHello, where did dat go did INot do something right?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 16, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:humour, poetry, rifle range8 Comments on Hello, Where Did Dat Go?

Because We Say So

Why do I have to wear these thingsWear these stupid things?‘Cause we (the show producers)Say so…. Trixxy’s daytime job? (if you follow me?)…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 16, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:catwalk, fashion parades, humour, poetry, stilettos5 Comments on Because We Say So

Just Bought Myself an E-Car

Just bought myself an e-carSlight problem I have gotThey didn’t mention chargingCharging they forgot…. Is that you Fan? – (Fandango’s just joined the e set)…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 16, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:electric car, humour, poetry4 Comments on Just Bought Myself an E-Car

Lamborghini/Batmobile

I have a LamborghiniThermochromic paintIs what it has, is coated withCommon paint it ain’t I like to play at BatmanIn my BatmobileEnter carwash, splash aroundBatman out, big deal Don’t believe me do ya?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 15, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:batmobile, car, carwash, humour, lamborghini, poetry2 Comments on Lamborghini/Batmobile

Spider

Spider spider spiderAt the end of dayClimb back in your empty houseWhat more can I say?…. Amazing, is all I can say…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 15, 2021December 15, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:poetry, spider7 Comments on Spider

Balance Problem

Had it nicely balancedSuddenly was notMade a grab to hold itCaused a problem (lot)…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 15, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:balance, computer, humour, poetry4 Comments on Balance Problem

Stealing a Car. Sure-Fire Plan

I worked me out a sure-fire planOn how to steal a carOut ya hop, then in I hopEasy, there ya are…… Shit, it’s a manual……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 14, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:car thief, humour, poetry6 Comments on Stealing a Car. Sure-Fire Plan

Mayfield, Kentucky

House no longer standingMade an outside fireWaiting for my eggs to boilThings are pretty dire…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 14, 2021Posted inRandom verse revealTags:poetry, survivors, tornado9 Comments on Mayfield, Kentucky

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