Kalsarikannit’s a word that is FinnishFor something that’s quite common thereIt means getting drunk in your underDrunk in your own underwear Good to know… Thankyou… Poet Don is FCS reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Category Archives: Poet Don reporting
Poet Don Reporting on the 1947 Death of Al Capone
Gangster Al Capone(On weeties did have milk)Died 48 in FloridaWore underpants of silk Good to know…… Thankyou…. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Poet Don is Feeling the Heat
It’s bloody hot, I’m swelteringI’ts bloody hot down hereSwelter swelter what will counter?Where’s my bloody beer? (That’s Skip – Don’s drinking buddy. Likes his beer) Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting things of interest and no interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Poet Don Reporting on the Weather Outside
I’m sitting in a cafeIn the aircon coolWhile outside it’s 35On a seat (not stool) Profound…. Thankyou…. You may think he is sillyComes across a foolDon’t underestimate himWhile on a seat (not stool) Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Weather Outside”
Poet Don Reporting on Two Social Distancing Ignorers
Jupiter and SaturnBoth have just been finedFor not social distancingToo closely aligned Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on all things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Poet Don Wishes You All a Happy New Year
I hope two-thousand twenty oneWill better one gone byCome join me while reporting onAll things of interest and no interest……. Don Matthews1 January 2021 yay!
Poet Don Reporting on the Morton Toe
Surgeon Dudley MortonNamed a toe on footIf second longer than big toeOn this his name he put Good to know…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is FCS news reporter Reporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the Team Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Poet Don Reporting on Doors
When one door closesAnother one opensOr you can openThe one that’s closed That’s how doors work Amazing…. Thankyou…. Poet Don is news reporter for FCS reporting on things of interest and no interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Poet Don Reporting on World Techno Music Day 9 December
December 9 is WorldTechno Music DayHere’s a special techno trackFor Ingrid (groove away) You will all have heard this but not know its name Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Poet Don Reporting on the Bonobos Strange Habit
The bonobos (a species of ape)Is prized for it’s spiral-shaped dung (just joking)It shows its affection to othersBy kissing other apes with its tongue We do that too…. Is your dung spiral?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 