When Nemo (now a goldfish)Comes down with stuffed-up noseHis sex interest just closes downHow ’bout that? There ya go’s Good to know…… Thankyou…….. PD wishes to advise he has not made this report upReproduction by the male goldfish depends on a clear olefactory canalHe would have provided a link to verify his report but saysContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Sexual Behaviour of Goldfish”
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Poet Don Reporting on Sarah and her Shawl
Poet Don writes his reports in quill and ink -he’s old school Sarah in a shawlShovels soft snowSoftly and slowlyBut snow was a no-go Why?…… Only Sarah knows…… Why Sarah?……. No answer…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021
Poet Don Teaches English for Beginners
I didn’t object to the objectThe object didn’t object to meWe got along quite nicely togetherDid me and the object, you see? Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Poet Don Reporting on an Extreme Act in England 1993
My husband’s a magicianHe’s never ever homeKilled/cooked his rabbit served for dinnerNow no longer roams Gosh….. Gosh indeed Moral – keep your rabbit under lock and key…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Poet Don Reporting on Famous Bed-In
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school. In 1969John/Yoko did beganA live-in in their bed (for peace)In room in Amsterdam The world is more at peace now……. Thanks to John and Yoko…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021
Poet Don Reporting on the Gypsy Moth
The moth and the ant both named Gypsy(Which includes all the hims and the hers)Will shortly be given a new nameCos Romani’s regard it a slur I’m with the Romani’s…… So am I…… Poet Don is FCS reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsAugustContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Gypsy Moth”
Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart
Poet Don writes his reports with quill and ink. He’s old-school Rodney Stewart, flying plane(Drinking orange juice)Had to land. emergencyEngine sucked up goose Poor goose….. Extracted and rushed to hospital…… Coming on well from all reports….. Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to theContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on an Unfortunate 1995 Happening for Rodney Stewart”
Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Scientific Sleep Research
Poet Don does all his reporting with ink and quill – he’s old-school I am a happy atheistScientists say it’s trueI sleep more soundly in my bedThan happy Catholics do…. Why?…. Fluffy goose down pillows….. I’m gonna change my religion…. Poet Don is FCS reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuableContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Latest Scientific Sleep Research”
Poet Don Reporting on What Comes Out Of Wombats
Poet Don does all his reports with ink and quill. He’s old-school A wombat is AustralianWhat exits from it’s tubeIs what’s left over from it’s mealAnd all are shaped like cubes Why?….. Dunno….. Poet Don is FCS reporter Reporting on all things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the Team DonContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on What Comes Out Of Wombats”
Poet Don Reporting on the Black and Dangerous
What’s black and dangerousSits in a tree?A crow with machine gunMakes sense to me Rat tat tat…… Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Don MatthewsJune 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 