Employed a signage personTo guide, avoid confuse…….. Methinks Stan switched signs just for the pic. He’s not that stupid surely……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
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The Little Confused Pan
I am a little square panMy mummy is as wellThe label that they stuck on meConfuses me like hell…. Mummy says daddy was a square pan so I must be squareIf he was round I would come out funny she says……. Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan the Fruit Packer
I’ve studied, know the differenceBetween all types of fruitBeen doing this for long timeSome grow in air, some root…. I know my fruits I do…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Stan the Cameraman
A lot is hinging on this pic(A very special sight)Camera poised to ready-clickPointed, yep, just right…. Sorry Christine…… Don MatthewsJuly 2021
Why Is Man So Stupid?
Why is man so stupid?Why is man so dumb?Disappointed, angry makes meTo such depths succumb…. Why is man so stupid?…… Don MatthewsJune 2021
Rust-Oleum
My name is rust-(ban)-oleumTo you I come in canGuaranteed to do my bitI promise rust to ban…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan Applies His University Learning
While at universityI learnt geographyWhich incontinence were whichWhich attached, which free…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Stan the Phone Installer
I went to universityPhone-install degree’dMy latest installation shownCoins in it you must feed…. Meant to be inside boss?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
You Have a Right Kiddies. The 2nd Amendment Says So
Listen kiddies Amendment 2Says you have a rightTo carry toys like this aroundTo slash away and fight…. Mummy, I’d like the long serrated one….. Certainly sweetie…. And the chopper….. I’ll put them on my account….. Thankyou mummy….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan Packs Cockroaches
I’m very fond of cockroachesWhich walk around the floorI’m packing toys for kiddies500, to do more….. Boss?….. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 