Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Page 99 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Jazz

Write something incorporating the word ‘jazz’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO JAZZ I have a little HondaA little Honda JazzWhy do I have a Honda?Just because I has….. DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Infatuation

Write something incorporating the word ‘infatuation’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INFATUATION I am infatuatedIntensely so, with meAdmire myself in mirrorAt breakfast lunch and tea And in bath…… Don’t panic Fan. Only fiction……… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Enhance

Write something incorporating the word ‘enhance’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO ENHANCE As you’d expectThe girls enhanceTheir upper chestBy swelling breast Needed in their line of work Fan……. DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Shady

Write something incorporating the word ‘shady’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies They’ve just come in off the street Fan They apologise for their lateness….. ODE TO SHADY Some are saying we’re shadyNot right, we’re both upfrontUpfront we’re also very good atGoing onContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Shady”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Beguiled

Write something incorporating the word ‘beguiled’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BEGUILED He said he was beguiledEnchanted with my bodI gave him slap and tickleAnd showed him where I’m flawed Which he thought was odd…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Nasty

Write something incorporating the word ‘nasty’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LITTLE NASTY I am a little nastyI spread round lots of shitWho created nasty me?This writer did, did it With a little help from you Fan…… He sounds a little shit…….. DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Referral

Write something incorporating the word ‘referral’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxie and Lexxie are two hussy buddies ODE TO REFERRAL Had such a good night on the street TrixxPerformance of you did excelSuch that you got lots of referralsThe Mayor the Council as well Shit Lexx, weContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Referral”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Quip

Write something incorporating the word ‘quip’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LITTLE QUIP I am a little quipI start with q end pWhat a useless writerWhat a useless me quip quip …… Little quip says hello to you Fan. How thoughtful…… DM

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lame

Write something incorporating the word ‘lame’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO LAME His mind it got bruised, it got batteredNeurons completely buggered his brain|Left the poor poet rightly shatteredHis brain was left permanently lame Tragic Fan…….. That’s what you get working too hard. Neurons rebelBit likeContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Lame”

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rotund

Write something incorporating the word ‘rotund’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ROTUND I am a little rabbitRed, round and rotundWhy am I fed so grossly?They want me be fecund I didn’t know there were red rabbits Fan.?…… I don’t see the connection between obesity and fecundityContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Rotund”