Write something incorporating the word ‘practitioner’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PRACTITIONER Practitioner’s not an easyThing to rhyme/ode toTook me many hours, yepMany hours to do Can you put your word (Fan)Generator modeInto easy yes, no, butsEase my heavy load? I’m exhausted Fan. …….. I’m pleasedContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Practitioner”
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reprieve
Write something incorporating the word ‘reprieve’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REPRIEVE My neurons said they’re sorryReprieve can we please have?For sending you so sillyAnd sending you to lav They’re showing some empathy at last Fan. …. I hope yours don’t give you neuronic diarrhoea. It’sContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reprieve”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Pronto
Write something incorporating the word ‘pronto’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PRONTO Why am I not prontoContributing tonight?I’ve fallen in a heapCan’t think of what to write Hopeless…… Sorry Fan. Friday, end of week. Everything shuts down…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Renounce
Write something incorporating the word ‘renounce’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RENOUNCE I wish to renounce all my neuronsThey just keep on stuffing me upThey party and just say sod off DonSo tonight I’m renouncing them, yup Your neurons ever tell to to sod off, we’reContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Renounce”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Maven
Write something incorporating the word ‘maven’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies We must apologise to Mr Fandango for being so late tonight……. Pickings were so good on the street . I’m sure he’ll understand Trixx…… ODE TO MAVEN I’m Lexxy and you’reContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Maven”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reticent
Write something incorporating the word ‘reticent’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. Trixxy and Lexxy are hussy buddies ODE TO RETICENT Are we reticent?Reticent we’re notWe’re out on the street2am what?…. My spikes are killing me Lexx…….. Don’t want to appear reticent though…… Good onya Trixx…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cuddle
Write something incorporating the word ‘cuddle’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CUDDLE Cuddle rhymes with BuddleA surname in USVery rare they tell me(And all have an address) Good to know…… You know any Buddles Fan? ……. Considering the Buddle rarity you would be very privileged ifContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Cuddle”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Insignificant
Write something incorporating the word ‘insignificant’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO INSIGNIFICANT I am a little nobodyInsignificant meI’m always written lower caseWhen I should be cap Bee A good point Fan…… Our little bees, sorry Bees,should be given more attention and praise…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Orientation
Write something incorporating the word ‘orientation’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO ORIENTATION I’m hanging upside down from ceil(Which doesn’t feel quite right)My orientation’s buggered, shotI’m hanging from the light What you doing to me Fan?…… DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Probe
Write something incorporating the word ‘clairvoyant’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PROBE I am a little butterflyI probe with my proboscisA warning, don’t come near meIt’s long, strong and colossus Sheesh Fan stay clear….. She sounds a monster…… Wouldn’t wanna get shafted with a giant proboscisContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Probe”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 