DESIGN FAILS – Page 3 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Bagel Eyes and Watermelon

I’m torn between the twoCos I want bagel eyesAnd also watermelon(Also pasties/pies….) Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Recycling

We’d finished with our bathtub(Recycling into too)Nice for having beers with friendsChoogaloogaloo…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Aunty’s Birthday

Today is aunty’s birthdayThis lovely card I sentWith special font to show my loveA font with lean and bent…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Baker

I am a happy bakerCome see what I’ve gotFour and twenty blackbirdsBaked up nice and hot…. Where’s the blackbirds?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Stan Solves a Bin Burglary Problem

Was called to solve a problemOf someone burgling binsSo built a gate to stop themStop them getting in….. Boss?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Thumbs Up Kiddies

Thumbs up kiddies come and rideCome and ride my slideEnter top you’ll out at bottomFind out what’s inside…. There’s nothing inside mummy?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Stan’s Top Award Toaster

While attending trade schoolI made this thing for toastWent on to win great top awards(Despite not liking toast) ….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Little Boys in Belgium

We’re little boys in BelgiumBlue, red, yellow, greenHolding up our archesStraight, so they don’t lean…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Stan’s Houspainting Company Pty Ltd

I’ve studied every colour cardAll the subtle huesPeople always like my workFrom whichever view…. We love it Stan. The door is so subtle…….. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

A Pub in Japan Has These Toilets

A pub in Japan has these toiletsWith dolls which wake up when you sitThen start singing happy Jap melodiesWhich to many would frighten the shit…. And then move slowly towards you and kiss your knees…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021 I think they could have chosen a better song……..