I’m mighty proud of columnI built in Mc D’s storeTo hold up heavy ceilingSo won’t fall down no more There’s a problem?….. Where?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Category Archives: DESIGN FAILS
Stan the Plumber Overcomes a Difficulty
Had a problem here bossRan into the clockMade a quick adjustmentClock went tick-a-tock Well done son….. Slight design fail ?…. Stan is a registered plumber and a fully paid-up Union member Call Stan for your next plumbing job Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Easter Bunny Lollies
These are my favourite lolliesThey’re brown and taste real yummyAnd round this time each every yearThey’re left by Easter Bunny Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Lighting Up the Driveway
We thought your driveway neededLighting up at nightSo placed it in the centreDoes this suit alright? Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Our Very Useful Side Door
We love our new green side doorIt’s purpose hard to see?It comes in very handy asExit emergency Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
There’s a Problem with the Drawers?
What’s that? your drawers won’t come out?You should have said beforeI could have fixed the problem thenNo knob installed? Front door? Talk about fussy….. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
We Have a Slight Problem
But boss I built the stepsExactly as on planYou say there is a problemThey need be built again? Why?…. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
I Am a Step/Ramp Expert
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I am a step/ramp expertDisables catered forExample of my craftsmanshipHave orders for lots more We gotta have one (Wealchare County Council) We too. Two for us (Dishable County Council) Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Who Designed This Poster ?
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I look out for my boy I doProtect him every dayWe are a hard-hat familyHard-hat let’s both sing yay! yay! daddy….yay! son…. I like this hammer daddyIt’s heavy, thick and wideWatch me bang it through the boardShit, leg’s on other side You gotta wear your hard-hatContinue reading “Who Designed This Poster ?”
I Install ATM’s. Am Very Happy with My Job
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I am a bank installerI install ATM’sI’m really proud of this oneOne of my little gems Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 