We manufacture factory artIn factory in BaliWe know just how to advertiseOurselves as you can see Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Category Archives: DESIGN FAILS
The Perfect Card
I really want a greeting cardThat speaks my love, profoundTo you my darling, I’m so pleasedThe perfect one, I’ve found Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Stan the Plumber. Loo Installation Expert
You do have tiny bathroomNo worries, I can seeJust the spot to put it inFor you to have a pee We love it Stan. We can blow kisses while in the bath…. Stan is a registered plumber and a fully paid-up Union member. Call Stan for your next job Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Faulty Jeans Recalled
I bought a pair of new blue jeans(Two hundred dollars cost)Most of the fabric’s fallen offMost of my jeans I’ve lost Manufacturer has recalled the faulty batch…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
Top Job Son
You’ve done a top electric jobA great job (I can see)He only wanted extra oneBut you did give him three Well done son…. Thanks boss…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
We’ve Got Ourselves a Problem Boss
We’ve got ourselves a problem bossThe owner he don’t careAt what we’ve built him viewed from upViewed from up in air Yes it does have a bit of a likeness…. He wants to know if we can change it?…. Ask if a bidet would do?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
We’ve Gotta Light Problem Boss
We’ve got a slight problem with light bossForgot that the door there was closedGood fix-it suggestion you made bossProblem all fixed there ya go’s Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020
I am a Bank Installer
I am a bank installerInstalling ATMCustomers need exercisingI just know where to put ’em Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
Buy Local, Support the Economy
I’ll buy this sprayer made right hereSupport economyHello? what’s this here underneath?So much made locally Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2020
I Have a Message to Brighten You Up
I am a message boarderTo brighten you, make grinNow where’s my fastening things? Oh damnI’ve only got one pin Don MatthewsOctober 2020
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