We had a little problemWhen we began to buildSent for Stan the architect(Cos Stan is very skilled)…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Category Archives: CONSTRUCTION FAILS
Our New Hotel Carpet
We love our hotel carpetGood for wear and tearBut why do residents complainOf getting dizzy dear?…… Slight fashion fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Who Didn’t Do Their Maths Here?
Who didn’t do their maths here?You can’t say it’s bad luckWho didn’t do their maths here?It’s just one right upfuck Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Stan the Demolisher
Stan’s an expert buildingPuller-down (that is)Here he’s demonstratingHe really knows his biz Stan is a registered demolisher and knows his stuff. Call Stan for your next building-knockover Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Things Were Going Perfectly
Things were going perfectlyWe lined it up by sightBut when we reached the middleThings didn’t seem quite right Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Stan Does a Spot of Welding
There’s lots of mesh still holdingThis structure good and strongI’ll just cut through this one pieceThis one piece that’s too long Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Warehouse Mabel
Just have a look at MabelWhy doesn’t she behave?This is a working warehouseAnd not a party rave Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Who Put That There Son?
One rule of safety, always, sonPeel eyes so you don’t hitObstacles in front of youWho put that there son?….shit! Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Loam
Finished all my daily workMoving tons of loamMy truck’s right here to transport meTransport me back home Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Stan’s Doing Some Demolishing
Stan’s had lots of trainingIn how to knock down wallsCarefully and skillfullyBuildings short and tall Slight construction fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 