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RIP 50 Shades of Grey

When 50 Shades of Grey Came rushing through our door We all got quite excited, but No longer pant for more RIP 50 Shades Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don’s Q&A on All

A question for my flock…. Yes Poet Don?…. If all is not lost Where is it?| (mumble…mumble) Hiding under a rock?…

Who Let this Aussie Loose?

Who let this Aussie loose? In the bloggersphere Destroying all that’s sacred All that we hold dear ‘Twas me WP… whimper…whimper,… Sorry… . Shit? am I that explosive? Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Cast your thoughts, your minds back To something all around Has the answer twigged yet? Keep on scrolling down and down and down and down Has the answer twigged yet? Quadraphonic sound Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Poet Don Reporting on 17 July. World Emoji Day

Listen in my loyal flock Today we’re duty bound To thank all mojis round the world Who lift us when we’re down baa…baa …. Three baas for emoji Shaun…. baa….baa….baa….

Vacuum Cleaner

Have you ever given thought When cleaning vacuum cleaner That you have suddenly become Become the vacuum cleaner? No?… Don MatthewsJuly 2020

Arrested, on Remand

Why have I posted this? A 45-year-old Adelaide man has been arrested. To show how someone can get caught in a downward spiral? Possibly…. Why do people do this? I cannot understand Filming sex through windows Arrested, on remand Mobile phone with children’s Sex abuse in hand Dial it up when wanted Arrested, on remandContinue reading “Arrested, on Remand”

Poet Don on the Olfactory System of Cows

Cows which are lowing in meadows Chewing their cud day by day Can smell smells around in their airstream Emanating nine kilometres away Well I’ll be….

The Like-Minders Society Writers Corner (featured writer Christopher Pike ‘Flattened’)

The Like-Minders Society is a group of minds who think alike and explore the combination of fantasy, imagination, offbeat poetry and humour. LMS was formed in 2019 by offbeat poet Don Matthews. They are known for their Writers Corners where offbeat poets are invited to present their work. (All poets are real not fictitious) I’veContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society Writers Corner (featured writer Christopher Pike ‘Flattened’)”

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