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Stan Gets an Unusual Toilet Installation Request

I had to shop around a lot(Not the usual lid)But she was paying lots of cashSo I did what she bid…. She says go use your own Stan says…… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Priscilla Visits the White House

Priscilla is FCS resident cat I’ve had a special invite toThe White House (brushed my fur)The highlight of my visit will beOn lap First Lady (purr)….. Has your puss had an invite like Cilla Fandango?….. We have a special ‘training-for-royalty’ course here at FCS……. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I Hear You Knocking’ Dave Edmunds

Don MatthewsDecember 2021

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Worry is like the the interest paidin advance on a debt that never comes due

Take Her For a Spin

Here’s something for your interestTo take your girlfriend inI’m sure it will impress herTake her for a spin…. Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Any Ideas?

Does anyone know what’s going on here?I’m lost I see someone running away on the leftBurgler? Don MatthewsDecember 2021 Fandango…I’m relying on your knowledge of all things mysterious here?

From the FCS Headline Department

“Worker proud of not even knowing how to turn on a computer about to be replaced by one”

Greed Rules the World – I Guess

We’re always reading about climate changeBut we still keep digging up coalFor sale around the world I guess digging up coal is profit makingSo that won’t stop till the world ends And by all accounts that won’t be too long I guess greed rules the worldAnd that will never change Don Matthews November 2019

Picnic in the Country

A lovely sandwich dearThankyou for making itThe vino also lovelyThis fence is lovely…shit It does say ‘electric fence’ dear …… Don MatthewsDecember 2021

Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Schism

Write something incorporating the word ‘schism’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SCHISM My life was oh so wonderfulBefore the Schism cameI got all split asunderI now am not the same Affected me deeply Fan…… Note cap S. The big one. No ordinary schism…… Hope cap SContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Schism”