The chair did wonder whatWhat had sat on itNot the usual sitter, chair didWonder what it hit…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
My Motto
Be prepared’s my mottoDon’t want to end in pinkMen just do not worryMen just do not think…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Stans Locksmith Company
I learnt my trade of fitting locksAt universityNow class myself an expertIn fitting locks for thee…. An example of my locksmanship…… Another happy customer…… Don MatthewsJune 2022
Just Because I Like It
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Ransom
Write something incorporating the word ‘ransom’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO RANSOM Kidnapped my favourite teddy100 dollar ransomWhy 100 dollar?They know I’m richer than some Best I can do Fan. …….. DM
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Hard Habit to Break’ , (Chicago) Lexington Lab Band
Welcome to the lab! Here you will find a collaboration of central Kentucky musicians tackling some of the most iconic artists of the last 50 years. Our goal is to honor these great songwriters and players with our interpretation of their best tunes. Don MatthewsMay 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (extreme ironing)
Just because I Like It
NRA Granny Practises Assault Rifle Skills
I am a life-long memberOf the NRAPractising my assault skillsYippee yippee yay…. Wink wink…… Don MatthewsJune 2022 No wonder America has a problem……
Mermaid Tattoo
I’ve got myself a tattooPlain and ordinaryNothing very differentScroll down and looksee…. Don MatthewsJune 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 