Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Private Function Job

Stan runs a very successful album cover design business
helped by his assistant Perc

Private Function wanted
Something different, catchy
Perc came up with great idea
Play and added scratchie

Production Notes

Three scratchies per cover
Outsourcing was difficult

Scratchie winner gets free record plus
face on future pressings
Well done Perc. Excellent idea

The boys said their fans would understand
the strange album title

Post Production Notes

Sales of the the punk record have been banned in South Australia.
Not because of offensive language or nudity but because it contravenes
gambling laws which require a permit.

Perc should have researched this first
He is very apologetic

They sent us a video of themselves at work in appreciation for our efforts

How nice……

We thanked them but Perc and I are not punk lovers.
We gave the first few seconds a thumbs down
then stopped. Just terrible we thought.
Other states seem not so particular about permits

Don Matthews
February 202

Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing round with words. And having fun

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