Ronnie (Poet) Gusher

Hello there……

My name is Ronnie Gusher
(Ronnie with an R)
From my mouth gush poetry
Gush (yep) wide and far

Please gush more Ronnie…….

We love you do……

Flutterbys are flittering
Watch them flitter flitter
Look! there goes a golden one
Glitter glitter glitter

(They’re swooning……)

Hark, the buzzing bees (my flock)
Sipping nectar/honey
See this hat here at my feet?
Donations for your money

rattle rattle rattle
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Rattle rattle rattle
Hear the dollars clink
Every one for Ronnie
Ronnie Gusher blink

Blink blink……

Thankyou my flock……

Your welcome……

More Ronnie?

Hear the little birdies? (yes we do Ronnie)
Tweeter twitter twit
Causing lotsa problem
Dropping lotsa shit

One pooped on my mummy’s hat Ronnie…...

I got bombed with an eagle……

That’s nothing, I got hit by a flying elephant……

Shit! (together)……

Mumble mumble……

More Ronnie?……

What that I have gushed about
(Together) tells to you?

(blank looks all round)

Spring (my flock) has just arrived
Choogaloogaloo


Yay for Ronnie

rattle rattle rattle
rattle rattle rattle
rattle rattle rattle

Why thank you……

You’re welcome……..

What’s Choogaloogaloo Ronnie?

Two pull-chain toilets on a steam train……

Get it?……

Blank looks all round

We gonna put you forward for top Gusher of the Year Award

Gosh, why thankyou

You’re welcome

rattle rattle rattle
rattle rattle rattle
rattle rattle rattle
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Don Matthews (in a moment of silliness)
November 2022