Thankyou very much In helping me to crossThere are no lights to help meWithout you I’m at loss…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Monthly Archives: April 2022
Anti-Cunt Tablets
Should you need de-cuntingWe’ve made these just for youCuntnomorepaline (trade mark)Choogaloogaloo…. Don’t believe me do ya?…. Manufactured and marketed by alcotab….. Available over the counter at at your local chemist………. Brought to you by FCS’s de-cunting driveApril 2022
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (library)
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Tragedy
Write something incorporating the word ‘tragedy’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TRAGEDY I am a little tragedyWaiting happen toHave yet decided what thingWhat tragic thing to do Don’t panic Fan.. just joking……… |DM
Stan Enters the Local Brick Throwing Competition
Been doing lots of practiceKnow the judges tooMates and buddies all they areScorers fair and true…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Catering for Me. At Last
I’m not the normal personI’m in the drunken setClothes have been impossibleImpossible to get Until now…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Stan’s Computer Service
Had a callout problemComputer running slowFixed it in 5 minutesFixed it there ya go Thankyou Stan…. Don Matthews|April 2022
FCS Daily Music Video – ‘Two More Bottles of Wine’ Sheryl Crow and Vince Gill
Sheryl Suzanne Crow (born February 11, 1962) is an American musician, singer, songwriter and actress. Her music incorporates elements of pop, rock, country, jazz and blues. Vincent Grant Gill (born April 12, 1957) is an American country music singer, songwriter and multi-instrumentalist. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Wodney Wabbit
Come to Wodney sweetheartEaster time is hereWabbits hopping all aroundGiving Easter cheer…. We seem to have a problem Wodney (store manager)……… She want’s red eggs not yellow….. I said we’ve run out. Delays in re-stocking. Covid etc…. She just screamed louder…… Don MatthewsHappy EasterApril 2022
Inspection
We’re from the local councilChecking all’s OKThat you are complyingDoing what you say…. Don MatthewsApril 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 