March 2022 – Page 15 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Computers on Parade

Stan Goes Swimming

I’m getting real excitedTime to take a swimGotta watch my step toClear the concrete rim…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Rihanna Makes Baby/Lingerie Gothic Splash at Paris Dior Fashions

I got the photo angle RiTo show you at your bestDressed all stunning Goth-likeI’m lost for words for rest Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

They also stripped away his honorary black belt. Now Eurovision. Ouch. Not that he’ll give a shit It’s the Russians who didn’t want this war will be the ones to suffer

FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I’ll Be Creepin’ Free (1970)

Free were an English rock band formed in London in 1968, best known for their hit songs “All Right Now” and “Wishing Well“. They disbanded in 1973; lead singer Paul Rodgers went on to become the frontman of the more successful rock band Bad Company, which also featured his Free bandmate Simon Kirke on drums. Lead guitarist Paul Kossoff formed Back Street Crawler in 1973, but died from a pulmonary embolism at theContinue reading “FCS Daily Music Video – ‘I’ll Be Creepin’ Free (1970)”

Hay

I bought a load of hayAnd then I took it homeI liked my load of hayCos it was freshly mown…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts – Roundabout

Piece of cake Fan. Is that you, white car, bottom right facing wrong way?

Squirrel Xing

Our squirrels are bit carelessThey look to suicidePlease slow down be on look outSo far 50 have died…..sorry suicided…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Reader Help Me Out

Reader help me out hereWhat’s on about this sign?I’m really lost for answers…. I get it. Pee in a circle. But why I ask?…… Don MatthewsFebruary 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Cock van der Palm Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Cock van der Palm (I said yikes!)Was this Perc, a masturbation code?I’m much too embarrassed to continueThis seems Cock Palm’s sexual relief mode But we’ll happily do his cover and take his money…… Won’t we Perc….? Yes boss…….. Production Notes We thought the wide lapelsContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Cock van der Palm Job”