I’m not too good at pool I’m ‘fraid
Eyesight’s not the best
Just play around with ball and cue
Luck takes care of rest…..
Easy…….
Don Matthews
August 2021
I’m Not Too Good at Pool
The poetry etc of Don Matthews
The poetry etc of Don Matthews
I’m not too good at pool I’m ‘fraid
Eyesight’s not the best
Just play around with ball and cue
Luck takes care of rest…..
Easy…….
Don Matthews
August 2021
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Flippant, Comic, and Serious
Wow! Looks too good.🙂
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beyond me I’m afraid…..
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Chalk that one up to luck 🤔
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Of course …the cue was well-chalked? Now if that’s what you meant it was very subtle……
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The game of snooker
is all about the subtle
whereas poker
is all about the shuffle
Either way
it’s all a hustle
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All too buffled for me…..
Whether subtle/shuffle
Or take your huffle/hustle
Don’t go for snooker/poker
It’s all just froth and fluffle….
He must lead a boring like mum?
“It’s rude to talk about other people like this
Reginald”
“Sorry”
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“Good boy.
Now practise your curtsey.
You never know when you
might meet the Queen.”
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Mum? Mister David has recommended I practice my curtsey. Where do I learn this?…..
There’s a local School of Curtsey around the corner dear. Good suggestion from Mr David. You never know when you might be called to blow up her barrow…..
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“It is nice to be important,
but it’s important to be nice.”
~ The Impotent Mother Superior
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A profound utterance David. You must have a direct line to Her Impotence. I have just discovered (via Reginald’s mother – Reggie has taken his first lesson) that Her Impotence runs the School of Curtsy Franchise network (globally) …And that she has a direct line to the Queen. What a lady David…..Not only a successful Her Impotence, risen to the top of her trade, but also a successful businesswoman, training up little Reggies around the world in readiness to be called to the Queen.
Her Impotence I salute you…….
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They don’t call her The Mother
Superior for nothing, Don.
In fact, you’ll never find a bigger
Mother 😎
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Gosh she’s got her tentacles spread far and wide. Sounds like a mafia Godmother……
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She’s certainly the power behind
the throne, Don. An integral part of
the establishment. The ever present Mother of Recreational Punishment.
That’s how the aristocracy works,
with a crack of the whip and a spank.
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Sounds a bit of BDSM hanky panky……
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That’s the aristocracy for you, Don.
And don’t forget to curtsy! 😎
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You don’t have to think hard over Andrew and Jeffry what went on there. A bit of spanky I’d say.
What did Nelson Mandela say when he met the Queen? (no he didn’t curtsy). “You’ve lost weight Elizabeth” I’m told this is true……
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