Spanky was the runner-up
In 1957
Most disgusting in literature
(The woman’s name was Helen)….


Don Matthews
August 2021
The poetry etc of Don Matthews
Spanky was the runner-up
In 1957
Most disgusting in literature
(The woman’s name was Helen)….


Don Matthews
August 2021
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Today, I think the Panama Papers
would give Spanky a run for his
money π€ Not to mention coming
in very handy as Helen ran to the
lavatory π₯π½
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Didn’t Panama Papers make the toilet paper for said lavatory?…..could have even sponsored Spanky…dunno……
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The Panama Papers are famous for
whitewashing rich arseholes β«π΅βͺ
One wipe and all corruption is soon
forgotten π€
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Yes I did hear something about that. I wasn’t rich so could only ever afford the normal off-the-shelf supermarket brand. Panama’s I believe had an inlaid gold thread to match the surrounding decor……how the rich live David
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I have to tell yaβ¦Skip steals the spotlight. Lol.
And a blonde defending her drop in the bathroom. Now thatβs a sordid tale. π
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Would make in interesting flash fiction hey? Sordid. Up your alley. What could an end twist be? He doesn’t hold back races in to find a kangaroo on the loo. Jeez. Skip says I’m getting worse……
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I think that’s a great suggestion. My mind already sees the story unfolding. Will get back to you on this one. π
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I thought it might appeal to the FF mind. Don’t let Spanky know. He might think you’re trying to out-do him. He’s probably passed away anyway……..
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eek…
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Not my favourite read…..
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