To help you work out distancing
This advice we say
Will give you some idea of how
Far apart to stay….
moo….
Don Matthews
April 2021
Social Distancing
The poetry etc of Don Matthews
The poetry etc of Don Matthews
To help you work out distancing
This advice we say
Will give you some idea of how
Far apart to stay….
moo….
Don Matthews
April 2021
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Flippant, Comic, and Serious
Pretty clever 😁
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moooo….
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LOL!
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Idea-makers seem to think it would work….must be in cow country…..mooo
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Never knew cows were a standard measurement for distance.
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Yep….10 cows = distance required to be safe from angry bull….ergo 10 cows = 1 bull……just heard someone say bullshit…some people got no imagination Ed…..
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Bullshit also a standard measurement – have you heard of the BS-meter?
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Shit, now you mention it, yes….and 10 BS = 1 DECA-BS (1 HEAPADUNG)……it’s all coming back now Ed……learnt all this in agricultural school maths lessons….teacher believed in teaching aids….we all had to clean up afterwards….
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Giggle, giggle, giggle! A welcome reaction this evening.
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We need more humour Helen…..we’re all too sane and serious….
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And if they step near tell them to moooooove!
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Clever….they could also deposit some sloppy cow pads….
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LOL… seems it varies from cow to goat quite often. ;-D
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Clever Susan…
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Excellent work Donna, very well written! One question — what if neither one of you has a cow?
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You’re not the only one to confuse me with Donna Matthews Rob……not to worry….if you ain’t got a cow looks like you might be in trouble
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…and if it’s a small cow, ask her to moooove over!
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Whatever works!
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Ha… I think for me, “mind the gap” means something different these days.
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Yes, you gotta mind what’s in the gap…..
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Goodnight! I nominated you for THE OUTSTANDING BLOGGER AWARD AWARD!
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Thanks for thinking I’m worthy of an award……
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your blog is great !! I like this mix of content. time moves me, time makes me laugh, and that’s a good thing! congratulations my friend!
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Thankyou for your kind words…..I like to mix it with short posts of variety…
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