Australian Navy Launches Ship To Twerking Dance Troupe




The mighty navy ship
Was launched with great to-do
Dancing girls in booty shorts
And fishnet crop tops too

Top brass in attendance

No military band they asked?
We just get something slip-slop
How very inappropriate
This twerking, dancing, hip-hop




There was one lone voice of approval
Politician Mark Latham ” this is the stuff sailors dream of”

The girls received abuse and harassment.
It was not their fault but the agent for booking
such inappropriate entertainment

The media were also blamed for editing their
coverage and sexualising the girls




Don Matthews
April 2021




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