November 2020 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Ho Ho Ho Now No No No

I was a Father ChristmasHo ho-ing in the storeI wanted to repeat itNow ho ho ho no more The jolly covid virusHas mucked up all I’d plannedIt seems to like us oldiesSo this year I’ve been banned They’re wanting only young bloodsAnd no more sit-on-knees“Why are you so much thinner Santa?”(Don’t ask this question please)Continue reading “Ho Ho Ho Now No No No”

Back In the Day. Do You Remember?

When mum did the washing on MondaysSpin driers had not yet aroseWringers, type hand/automaticWere used to squeeze water from clothes Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Please Honk

I’ve got a helpful bumperSticker at the rearIf you can see and read thisMy caravan’s not here Please honk…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Musicians Then and Now – Guitarist Jeff Beck

Jeff Beck is an English rock guitarist who began with the Yardbirds in 1965. His focus is on innovative sound and has developed a style different to any other guitarist. Rolling Stone has ranked him 5th in 100 greatest guitarists of all time. He mainly uses the thumb to pluck strings combining this with theContinue reading “Musicians Then and Now – Guitarist Jeff Beck”

Stan From ‘Top-Notch’ Door Company

Stan of well-known Top-Notch DoorsEmployed to hang two doorsKnown for doing top-notch jobsJobs without no flaws We gotta problem here son…. Have we boss?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Faultless Headphone Company Inc

We’re into making headphonesIT is our gameHere our latest model(We’re known for headphone fame) We gotta problem here boss…. What?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Yee Ha! Is That You Ingrid?

Don’t say it won’t load on your mobileDon’t say your computer won’t startDon’t tell me too frighted to watch itIf so you could ache break my heart Yee ha!…. (best I could do…..) I swear that’s you leading the pack IngridPigtails in purple. Sweet….. Cassa? boots, denim, cowboy hat….go girl

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