Lost Bumper and Tyreless Car

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Officer? You say that I’m driving
My car on it’s rims, there’s no tyre?
I wonder what could be the reason?
I wondered why I wasn’t higher?


No bumper?….

Must’ve been that tree I just hit?….

Driving on wrong side of road? Was I?….


Adelaide South Australia
Appearing in court for driving under influence of drugs
and driving without due care


Don Matthews
September 2020