Me, Spike and Her Maj

Her Maj and corgis in relax mode



(Written in a Moment of Silliness)




I am a rough-cut Aussie
Our Queen is not amused
My spelling is atrocious
Her grammar I abuse




Behave yourself.
You’ll give us Aussies a bad name…..



Sorry…whimper whimper


Hello?
Your Majesty?
Yes, clear as a bell….


Poet Don Down Under
Your poetry I like
Why thankyou m’am, Your Majesty
See, she likes me Spike



She’ll be inviting you to a Royal Performance next….


I live in hope….

Spike and I went to the same School of Silliness.
I got Pass 3 (too much clubbing). He Duxed the School.
We never connected. He was a few years ahead of me
but his name is on the Honour Roll board



You don’t believe me do you?
Oh ye of little faith



He’s mad..

No, just different….



Signed your mad?/different? writer
September 2020


Published by donmatthewspoetry

I just like playing around with words. And having fun

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