Ms Van Lowen I really do thank you
For calling police to assist
In rounding up Sally and Sammy
Who all of us here we have missed
baa….baa….baa….baa….
Naughty ones Sally and Sammy
Were gaily just wandering the streets
Mowing each lawn as they passed by
Chomping each flower they did meet
baa…chomp….baa….chomp….
Police are well-trained in human capture
But with Sally and Sammy? no clue
So just stood on guard quietly waiting
For experts in cows, kangaroos
(Same technique – attract with carrot,
stroke nose, then neck-hold….)
PD made contact with the animal shelter,
and yes, they had two lost sheep getting cosy-like with the kangaroos.
He picked them up quick smart.
Don Matthews (on behalf of Poet Don)
July 2020
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 