My Internet Lamp Purchase


I just bought this lamp on the internet

Firm sounded good. Great website

Good reviews. Plenty of them

So thought I gotta have one

Gave them my bank details

Hundred bucks. Bit rich

But the site got good writeups. Seemed reputable

So I thought looks OK. No hitch

What was the lamp?

A covid-curing lamp. You lie on the floor and balance it on your stomach. It emits an eerie yellow glow which flows over you. The instructions say covid bugs don’t like the yellow glow and stay away.

I keep getting hot flushes and coughing fits.

I think I might have been had…..

But the website looked great? Professional. Heaps of reviews…..

Think I’ll put it in the bedroom…

I should have ordered red?…

Don Matthews

May 2020

Published by donmatthewspoetry

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