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Nearly Had a Heart Attack

Nearly had a heart attackNearly took a rideNearly got out wrong sideGot out other side…. Jeez that was close…… Why did we put the bath here dear?……. Stan said it was the in thing……. Don Matthews September 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 1, 2021Posted inCONSTRUCTION FAILSTags:bath, humour, poetry, unsafe1 Comment on Nearly Had a Heart Attack

What a Lovely 1930 Idea

What a lovely ideaLet’s buy packets, threeThe children will be fascinatedOn our Christmas tree…. 5 years hence. Why am I feeling sick dear?……. Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 1, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:asbestos, christmas tree snow, poetry, unsafe1 Comment on What a Lovely 1930 Idea

Bike Rider

I’m riding in the bike laneWhat a lovely dayAway from cars and very safeHappy, feelin’ gay…. Jeez, the could’ve angled it slightly…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 1, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:bike rider, humour, poetry, road drain, unsafe1 Comment on Bike Rider

My Seat Has Got a Problem Dear

My seat has got a problem dearWhen I comfy getIt drops me on my right side(Not on my left side yet)…. I don’t understand why dear?…… They advertised the holiday units ideal for seniors?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 30, 2021September 30, 2021Posted inSAFETY FAILSTags:chair, humour, poetry, unsafe2 Comments on My Seat Has Got a Problem Dear

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