Write something incorporating the word ‘wisecrack’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO WISECRACK I’m told today the challengeThe challenge is wisecrackAm thinking really seriousCan only think of claque A group of followers hiredto applaud at a performance…… How’s about that…… DM
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Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Consider
Write something incorporating the word ‘consider’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO CONSIDER Will have to considerIf to write an odeWhether to put fingers onFingers keyboard rode After much consider (ing)Yes, I’ll write an odeUsing just to fingers (yep)Fingers keyboard rode DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Benign
Write something incorporating the word ‘benign’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BENIGN I asked this boy (my nephew)On birthday, what age he?Replied to me quite happilyBenign I will will be DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Timetable
Write something incorporating the word ‘timetable’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO TIMETABLE Today’s word is timetableSynonym is programmeMy head is useless. emptyCan only think of flam (Drumming) Two taps (a grace notefollowed by a full-volume tap)played very close together in orderto sound like one slightly longerContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Timetable”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Reprehensible
Write something incorporating the word ‘reprehensible’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO REPREHENSIBLE What’s this ? reprehensible ?What a silly wordEven has five syllablesThis challenge is absurd DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Permanent
Write something incorporating the word ‘permanent’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO PERMANENT My odes are nearly alwaysPermanent four linesOccasionally eight linesAlways (yep) in rhyme Today I’m gonna do aDo a eight line odeFingers on the keyboardFingers keyboard rode DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Mortifying
Write something incorporating the word ‘mortifying’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO MORTIFYING (Yep) today is Sunday‘Tis my day of restGotta use word mortifyingThere, I done my best DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Blank
Write something incorporating the word ‘blank’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO BLANK I’m struggling with my ode todayMy head has gone to shitIt has gone all el blank oEl blank o has gone it I hope tomorrow that my headWill still not be in shitStaring inContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Blank”
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Scatter
Write something incorporating the word ‘scatter’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO SCATTER Today my ode is simpleSimple is my odeGotta use word scatterFingers keyboard rode DM
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Exceptional
Write something incorporating the word ‘exceptional’ Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO EXCEPTIONAL My odes are not exceptionalIn fact they’re rather blandMaking them uninterestingUninteresting, and… Bland…… DM