humour – Page 260 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Tumeric Smoothie

Was making up a smoothie(Happy singing song)When had a little problemDunno what went wrong?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

ATM

I haven’t got my plastic backCome on ATMWhat’s that you’re saying on the screen?Shit!…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Hard to Bear

Why are all my teddies notArranged as I did sayOrder Hippo, Panther, PrinceOn my bed to lay? There’s a new Maid in Training…….Don’t spit your dummy again dear……Aww mummy…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Randy Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc Felt sorry for poor RandyHis mum won’t set him freeI want people to reach outAnd help poor Randy free Production Notes Photoshoot in Studio against waterfall backdrop (we have all the latest tech) Note the pleading ‘help me’ look we got in Randy Perc madeContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Randy Job”

Hospital Scan

Presented at the hospitalFor to have a scanSurprised was I when they did saySorry no do can…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

A Challenge for you Architect

Architect what were youWhatever were you drinkingWhen you drew this plan for usWhatever were you thinking?…. We’re getting strange noises on the roof at night?…….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Charles Bronson Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc I am a well-know loverWhich buttons know to pressMy fingers are meticulousKnow how to peel a dress Oh Charles……You’re pressing my love buttonsDo me now Production Notes This was rather a tense embarrassing photoshootas you can imagine.Perc and I weren’t used to this sort ofContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Charles Bronson Job”

Stan the Delivery Man

I got a special jobUniform I wearDeliver orders placed onlineDeliver everywhere….. Stan is proud to wear his company’s uniform…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022

Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Fairer Sax Job

Stan runs a very successful businesshelped by his assistant Perc This one was quite differentI dressed them all in pinkThey said they were all sistersI asked them what they think? We prefer blue…… (Tuff) Production Notes Gowns Studio wardrobe Perc photoshopped smiles Post Production Notes To thank us for our efforts they gave us aContinue reading “Stan’s Record Album Cover Studio – The Fairer Sax Job”

Stan Takes a Lead Movie Role

I’m acting in a movie‘The Lion Wakes Tonight’I think I’ve found my calling(It’s not in black and white)…. I think they like me…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2022 (Stan even has his own fan club. Join now……)