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Our Baby Loves to Play With Balls

The package said were lots of ballsOur baby loves her ballsShe’s overjoyed how many thereAre to play with…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 28, 2021Posted inDESIGN FAILSTags:baby, false advertising, humour, play toys, poetry1 Comment on Our Baby Loves to Play With Balls

Pizza

The packet says it’s lovelyFull of nice supremeGotta get one, have a feedHey? not quite as it seems?…. Buggers…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 24, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:false advertising, humour, pizza, poetry1 Comment on Pizza

Daler Rowney

We’re paint tubes Daler RowneyValue guaranteedFull from top to bottomYes, we are indeed…. Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 23, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:false advertising, humour, paint, poetry2 Comments on Daler Rowney

Taro Cake

I’m gonna try some taro cakeAin’t tried any to dateFull of richness, flavourThe packet says it’s great…. What!?…… Don MatthewsAugust 2021

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryAugust 19, 2021Posted inMORE FAILSTags:cake, false advertising, humour, poetry7 Comments on Taro Cake

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