My mummy is a good cookHer green bread is just yumShe does make other colours tooBut green I to back come…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Category Archives: Vintage ads
Boners
We manufacture bonersCome try, give one a whirlOur customers do like themEspecially the girls…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Golden Peacock Bleach Creme
Freckles are a no noBlemishes are no tooMake your skin white/milkyBuy our product do…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Face-Keeping Spray
Ladies here’s what you’ve been wantingKeep face in place all dayHundreds ladies now are happyGo buy face-keep spray…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Lemons
See the lovely lemonsLarge and juicy, ripe?Used for making Bar Mix(Lemons juicy ripe)…. Straight from sunny California…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Flip ‘n’ Style
You don’t need hair to like thisIt’s lots of fun to useFlip ‘n’ style by Panasonic(Complete with blow-proof fuse)…. I want one…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Mother Can I Grow This?
Mother can I grow this?Like I did last yearFertilize and water itYes you can my dear…. We need a supply for the whole family dear…… Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Doctor’s Advice
I am a doctor (know my staff)And know what’s good for youTake my advice stay healthy, fitGo out, do what I do…. Don MatthewsAugust 2022
Fun for the Whole Family
Everybody knowsThe female mind cannotUnderstand complexitiesOf war and all it’s got…. Their enjoyment comes from watching men (while doing housworky things)…… Daddy is shooting down a Russian jet mummy…… And it’s pilot sweetie…… What fun mummy…… Don MatthewsMarch 2022
Stud
I gotta get myselfA pair of these I doI wanna be a studCock-a-doodle-doo…. This ad would be banned today Don MatthewsOctober 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 