Hands up all those who like caterpillars? (Excited sea of hands…) We all know caterpillars Need muscles when they crawl Through the juicy lettuce leaves How many help them haul? (mumble…mumble…) 5?…. Good try Amelia…. Anyone else?…. Yes Johnny?…. 40,000…. Excellent….(smart boy is our Johnny)
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Users Security is Important to Us
Security’s important To us at Kinguin Passwords must be very long So hackers can’t get in Slight technical problem? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Mr Coon. Your Cheese is Politically Incorrect
You say I can’t call it coon cheese anymore? I’m sorry, not politically correct I know Mr Coon did invent it But it’s yellow and that’s it’s defect Perhaps he shoulda invented brown…. Our friends of the dark colour would take offence…. Oh…. Don MatthewsAugust 2020
I’m Gonna Build a Revolving Restaurant in the Basement (sorry, no photo yet, plans being drawn up)
I have this idea (light bulb) Revolving restaurant I’m gonna build it in the basement Patrons I know want Going round in circles Admiring concrete views Concrete in its different shades In its varied hues It’s gonna be a winner No competition, so I’m sure the patrons will flock in As concrete round they goContinue reading “I’m Gonna Build a Revolving Restaurant in the Basement (sorry, no photo yet, plans being drawn up)”
My Trip to the Bank
I went to the bank to draw money Wearing my nice new black mask Seems I picked wrong one for occasion Wrong one I picked for the task That’s your ski one…. Oh…. Don MatthewsJuly 2020
I Write for Me and No-One Else
I write for me and no-one else I write for me alone Then why do I keep checking ‘likes’ And wonder if they’ve grown? Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Roy’s Leg
Girls if you’re missing a man in your life Someone to share scrambled egg Don’t fret you can buy one on Amazon A piece of one, yes, it’s a leg Designed as an adult collectable The leg (labelled) is not a toy As bonus you get the foot thrown in I’m told it’s from someoneContinue reading “Roy’s Leg”
Nude Protester Anagram
NUDE PROTESTER anagram Is TENDER POSTURE see? Interesting rearrangement Anagram it be Don MatthewsAugust 2020
Poet Don puts a Question to his Flock
What do you think is the difference between (Your minds you will need to unblock) A jeweller, and also a jailer? Think hard my dear great little flock (mumble….mumble….think….think….) We don’t know Poet Don…. One watches cells and the other sells watches…. (blank looks all round….) (What am I doing wrong?….) Poet Don has aContinue reading “Poet Don puts a Question to his Flock”
KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum
Just eaten with my mummy (And with my daddy too) KFC’s new artificial Nuggets (spices too) Asked mummy if this artificial Meat was free-range grown? As well as all the herbs and spices Green and yellow brown (She said she’d ask Colonel Sanders…) I am a little worried Will come to Hungry Jacks Artificial meatContinue reading “KFC’s New Artificial Nuggets. Yum”
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 