I am a little pigeonHopping on my feetEating food and debrisLeft around on street By doing this I help stopOther vermin dearthPreventing humans slipping as theyWalk along the path I work all day quite tirelesslyI do it all for freeWould think that this would please themOr would think so to me They say we’ve takenContinue reading “Pigeon Lives Matter”
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I’ve Lost My Spaceship, Where Did I Put It?
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different I’m am a little alienMy spaceship I did loseSomeone nabbed me poking roundAnd now I’m on the news Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Fan for Sale
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Fan for Sale 15 in diameter 3 speed It will oscillate if you Walk in a circle around it Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Poet Don Reporting on the Musical Taste of Dogs
FCS focuses on humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interestHe is a valuable asset to the FCS Team Dogs prefer reggaeThey also like soft rockTo other types of musicIt’s true, do not me mock Well I’ll be…. Thankyou…. https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-38757761 I’m gonna put aContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on the Musical Taste of Dogs”
The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Guest Poet Mike Dailey
FCS focuses on promoting humour, offbeat poetryand exploring things different The Like-Minders Society (LMS) is a group of people who think like me. If you like different, unconventional work and enjoy all things whacky you have now become a member. Welcome. LMS visits a number of venues in its pursuit of wisdom and mirth. ThisContinue reading “The Like-Minders Society visits the LMS Toilet Stop, Guest Poet Mike Dailey”
Poet Don Reporting on Unbreakable Toys
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Preview(opens in a new tab) Buying an unbreakable toyIs useful, for what? you ask why?It satisfies a need in your childrenTo break other toys that you buy Good to know….Thankyou…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Compromise
Many believe that a compromiseIs a virtue, and will continue this wayAs long as there’s just one conditionAs long as they can get it their own way Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Anagramming POSTMEN
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry, and exploring things different If you rearrange The letters of POSTMEN They get really upset…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2020
Poet Don Reporting on John Hetherington and His Effect on Women 1797
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different Poet Don is FCS news reporterReporting on things of interest and no interest He is a valuable asset to the FCS Team When London Haberdasher John HetheringtonWore the first top hat public (London Town)In seventeen ninety seven to onlookersThe women did faint, did fall downContinue reading “Poet Don Reporting on John Hetherington and His Effect on Women 1797”
Dad and the Kids
FCS focuses on promoting humour,offbeat poetry and exploring things different My kids have got this strange ideaWhere does it come from, stem?They seem to think that I am justJust an ATM Don MatthewsSeptember 2020