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COP27 Climate Conference Egypt Nov 2022

They’re flying in in thousandsTonnes of CO2Why cannot it be virtualAudience wider too? Because we like to handshakeAir-kiss the ladies allRenewing old acquaintancesHaving us a ball (Then we fly home emitting more tonnes of CO2……) Oh…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 11, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on COP27 Climate Conference Egypt Nov 2022

Chef Justin

Justin’s been chosenFor dining No 1Restaurant BotanicTattooed arms done How is this attractive in a top chef?More suited to a construction worker Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 10, 2022Posted inUncategorized5 Comments on Chef Justin

Punching Ball

I love the fairgroundPunching ballI’m plenty skilledWill show you all…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 10, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Punching Ball

Book Collector

I do live in a wooden houseAnd books I do collectThe problem is the house I haveIs slowly getting wrecked…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 10, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Book Collector

Stan Gets An Unusual Toilet Request

Stan is a man of many talents specializing in toilet installsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him The lady asked me could IGet a toilet seatNatural when sat onWhen her it did meet…. I love it Stan. I shall water and mow it each day…… Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 10, 2022Posted inUncategorized3 Comments on Stan Gets An Unusual Toilet Request

Stan. Crane Contractor

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him We hired Stan (crane contractor)To help remove a treeThe tree came out just perfectlyScroll down the screen to see…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 9, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Stan. Crane Contractor

Feet. Why?

I look at my feetAnd ask myself why?Something’s not rightNot quite right, why?…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 9, 2022Posted inUncategorized4 Comments on Feet. Why?

Stan. Traffic Light Controller

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him I am in charge of traffic lightsImportant (as you know)Programming has to be spot onWhen to stop and go…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 9, 2022Posted inUncategorized6 Comments on Stan. Traffic Light Controller

Priscilla and Ralph

Priscilla and Ralph are FCS resident cat and dog Priscilla/RalphBoth playWhatever happensHey hey…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 9, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Priscilla and Ralph

Stan’s Bright Idea

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Got myself to thinkingSmarter way there isCan relax while I now watchWhile it does it’s biz…. Don MatthewsOctober 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryOctober 8, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Stan’s Bright Idea

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