SAFETY FAILS – Page 11 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Electrician

I am an electricianReady at the callI’m very good at balancingRarely ever fall…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Stan and Perc Work Out a Plan

How to reach across a voidThe problem challenged StanConsulting with his workmate PercThey came up with a plan…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

I Am a Happy Welder

I am a happy welderI’m into safety firstMaking sparks is all great funWatch my sparky bursts…. Do you like my sparky burst?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

I’m Gonna Try a Bike Trick

I’m gonna try a trick I sawAt the motor showRevving up, check line of sightLooks easy, here I go…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Stan and Perc Practice a Very Useful Thing

Stan and Perc are practicingThis very useful thingIt takes a lot of practiceThis very useful thing…. Don MatthewsApril 2021

Branch

I know just how to do thisI’ve practised in my headA simple operationOf which I’ve also read…. Wasn’t quite meant to go like that…… Don MatthewsApril 2021

Dozer Driver

I’m gonna drive a dozerWhen I’m grown-up, strongMove the dirt from here to thereWhere it does belong…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Stan the Pressure Water Guy

Stan’sour pressure water guyCleans dirty cars all dayLunchbreak sees a different sideInventiveness on spray…. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Happy Little Driller

I’m gonna drill a holeI’ve done it once beforeThe hole it turned out very niceNow gonna drill some more….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021

Stan and Perc at Lunchbreak

Lunchbreak Perc, time on our handsLet’s go see what we can findThe backhoe’s sitting doing nothing, just idleI’m quite sure the boss won’t mind….. Don MatthewsMarch 2021