Stan’s a safety officerKnows just what not to doThe train board did employ him cosHe knows just what to do…. Stan was commended for his efforts herein getting the trains to slow down thus avoiding a possible disaster…. Don MatthewsMay 2021
Category Archives: SAFETY FAILS
Stan the Sprinkler Installer
At university I learntThat water/power don’t mixDon’t obey this golden ruleYou inna shit, real fix….. Stan is a fully licensed electrician also. He knows his stuff…… Don MatthewsMay 2021
Airline Service
We at British Airways(What would you like to eat?)We’ll cook whatever you desireWhat number is your seat?…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Graffiti Buddies
We are a group of buddiesGraffiting here and thereAny spot that we can findWe don’t leave empty, bare…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan and Perc do a Job for the Mexican Government
The government of MexicoKnowing of these twoSaid come do a painting jobPainting job come do…. So they did…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Pakistani Electrician
I am a PakistaniWorker of the wiresUse my trusty ladder whenNeeding to get higher…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan the TV Antenna Installer
Been asked (because I’m safety)Conscious in my workTo put up an antenna(But some say I’m a jerk)… Which I’m not…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
I Need to Paint the Ceiling
I need to paint the ceilingA ladder I’ve not gotSo thought I’d compromiseAnd use just what I’ve got…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Stan Does Some Electrical Work Over the Lake
I had to reach the wiresStringing ‘cross the lakeThought up the bestest pathwayPathway I should take…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Protecting the Water Hose
We have to stop all vehiclesSquashing water hoseCovered them with nifty rampsNifty, there ya go’s…. Don MatthewsApril 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 