Here’s some cheese Ralph (well caught mate)Cilla, now your turnTaken lessons, yep, from RalphYou’ve still got more to learn……… Good try Cilla…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Category Archives: Ralph, FCS resident dog
Skip and Retirement
I just want to drink beer and pat Ralph
Could You Please Do Something With Priscilla
Priscilla won’t move, let me inI’ve been standing out here for an hourCould you please train her to be more givingShe’s really exerting far too much power Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Get Out My Way Cat
I want to go upstairs, butPriscilla’s in the wayCome on cat, move your bodyMove, do what say……. grrrrrrr… meow ….get lost Ralph Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Ralph’s Not Happy
What’s the matter RalphYou’re looking rather cheesedOff with dear PriscillaYou don’t look at all pleased……. She’s taken my bed…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
I’m Training Ralph Up To Be Cultured
When Ralph did first come to FCSHis knowledge was still as a pup Priscilla said Don you gotta do somethingSo decided to culture him up……. He’s coming along in leaps and bounds…. Don MatthewsFebruary 2021
Why Ralph’s a Bit ‘Twisted’
The home where Ralph did come fromReligious, very wasExplains why he’s bit twistedTwisted why? becos…… We do feel sorry for poor Ralph here at FCS…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Ralph’s Previous Family
Before Ralph came to FCSWas in this loving homeTook pride of place in photograph(Had good brush-up and comb) Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Ralph Loves His Sticks
Ralph (like all dogs) loves to stick-carryIt seems in the nature of dogsAnything stick or looks stick-likeHe grabs and runs round and round and round….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Ralph Seems To Be Getting a Bit Sleepy Lately
Ralph’s been working hard of lateBecoming bit unwiredI take him out for daily walksDoes this mean ‘I am tired’?…… Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 