Quotes – Page 45 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Idiot

I’m not a complete idiotSome parts are still missing

On the 8th day God went surfing

“If youth knew: If age could” Sigmund FreudAustrian neurologist

Walk in your sleep-get rest and exercise at the same time

“We relish the news of our heroesforgetting that we are extraordinary to someone else” Helen HayesUS actress

“We are stuck with technologywhen what we really want is just stuff that works” Douglas AdamsEnglish author11 March 1952 – 11 May 2001

I can fix anythingexcept stupid Stan?…… Worth a try…….

“If a book about failures doesn’t sell, is it a success? Jerry SeinfeldUS comedian

One day a roosterNext day a feather duster

When someone says “you’ve changed” it simply means you’ve stopped living your life their way