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From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

No need to repeat yourself.I ignored you just fine the first time

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 14, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:ignoring, quote4 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Phyllis Diller

“A smile is a curvethat sets everything straight” Phyllis DillerUS comedian

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 12, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:Phyllis Diller, smile2 Comments on Phyllis Diller

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Everyone is gifted.Some just open their package sooner

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 9, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:gifted, quote3 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

A perfect example of minority ruleis a baby in the house

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 8, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:baby, minority rule, quote3 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

When someone says “We’re working on it” they really mean “We’re not working on it”

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 6, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:quote2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Admit your mistakesbefore someone exaggerates them for you

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 5, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:mistakes, quote2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

It’s my cat’s world.I’m just here to open cans

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 4, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:cat, quote6 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Worry is like the the interest paidin advance on a debt that never comes due

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 1, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:debt, interest, quote, worry3 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

From the FCS Headline Department

“Worker proud of not even knowing how to turn on a computer about to be replaced by one”

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryDecember 1, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:computer, computer illiterate, headline, quoteLeave a comment on From the FCS Headline Department

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Many people quit looking for workwhen they find a job

Posted bydonmatthewspoetryNovember 28, 2021Posted inQuotesTags:job, quote, work2 Comments on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

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