Space was at a limitDid the best I couldUsed the finest chinawareAll turned out real good…… We are pleased with your work Stan. Good for man-chats…. Slight design fail?….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Category Archives: DESIGN FAILS
Parking Lot
Who designed this parking lot?Its shape I like a lotLike something I have seen beforeBut seem to have forgot Slight design fail?….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Stan the Fixit Man
We had a little problemProblem with the doorCalled for Stan the fixit manProblem is no more……. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Slippery Dip
We like our little childrenIn playground to enjoyComing off the slippery dipGreat fun for girls and boys….. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Escalator
We’ve got an escalator(A new design in town)Taking people up a floorThen bringing down again…… Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Stan the Locksmith
The client wanted door-lockWhich I said, fine, no probsHad plenty of experienceA breeze will be this job…… I can’t see a problem sir?….. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021 Stan is a registered locksmith. He is well-equipped for other trades but lock-smithing does not appear to be one of them
Cheep Cheep
Do not mock me do not laughMy build it was not cheapDespite your giggling, titteringI do not go cheep cheep…… Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsJanuary 2021
Yellow Can Company CEO
We made our cans all yellowEasier to seeOn the supermarket shelfMakes great sense to me I can’t remember what I sprayed the frypan with dear?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Throne
We thought it real importantTo build it as a throneHelps bring on the movement(And here endeth my pome) …. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
Stan the Toilet Builder (and Mate)
Stan the toilet builderBuilt the toilet firstHis mate then built the holderWhich made the matter worse Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020
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