DESIGN FAILS – Page 12 – Flippant, Comic, and Serious

Stan From ‘Top-Notch’ Door Company

Stan of well-known Top-Notch DoorsEmployed to hang two doorsKnown for doing top-notch jobsJobs without no flaws We gotta problem here son…. Have we boss?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Faultless Headphone Company Inc

We’re into making headphonesIT is our gameHere our latest model(We’re known for headphone fame) We gotta problem here boss…. What?…. Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

My New Bikini

I bought this new bikiniType come-on/stay-awayA happy little minion-kiniWhat more can I say? hey hey hey?… Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsDecember 2020

Turkish Escalator

We just installed an escalatorTurkey wanted oneThought the aeroplane on sideDown, was bit of fun Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Stan, Toilet Stall Consultant

I had this bright idea I didTo see if toilet stallHad someone in it doing whatOr no-one in at all We are very happy with Stan’s work. We recommend him for any toilet stall peer-ins Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

L

We specialize in shopfront signs(Signwriting skills we sell)Had a hiccup with this oneForgot about the L Slight design fail?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Slide With Care

We just installed this water slideTold all to slide with careYou still get idiots who don’t…. Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Stan’s Proofreading Sideline

I’m expert at proofreadingEspecially children’s booksHere’s my latest proofreadScroll down and have a look I also know my countingCan count right up to fiveOne banana, two bananaThree banana five Slight design fail ?…. As well as being a plumber and electrician Stan dabbles in proofreading. Call Stan for your proofreading requirements. His rates are reasonableContinue reading “Stan’s Proofreading Sideline”

Shifting Ground

We built our house rock solid-likeBut ground it went and shiftedThe problem now is door has goneDoor has gone and drifted Slight design fail ?…. Don MatthewsNovember 2020

Stan Helps With Fountain Request

Knowing Stan’s an expertPlumber with the dyesWe asked for fountain to be pinkDid not expect surprise Would appear Stan has still a bit of learning to do re fountain dyeing. We suggest calling another plumber for your next fountain re-dye. The company wanted the fountain pink for breast cancer awareness (why?) but obviously something didn’tContinue reading “Stan Helps With Fountain Request”