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From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (karaoke inventor)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 7, 2022Posted inLittle-known facts1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (karaoke inventor)

Obscene Contrast

Adele is shownWearing ringMillion dollarsSparkly thing Columbia mudSlide is shownMany diedBuried homes Adele’s ringMay have paidRebuild costsLives remade Rich and poorObscene contrastWill go onAnd onAnd onAnd on Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 7, 2022Posted inUncategorized2 Comments on Obscene Contrast

From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

Just once I want a user nameand password to say ‘close enough’

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 7, 2022Posted inQuotes1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs

FCS Daily Music Video – Blues Caravan – Katarina Pejak

Don MatthewsAugust 2022

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Stan Gets Called Back For a Toilet Problem

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are privileged to be associated with him Stan installed our toilet(Porcelain and white)Stan, we’ve got a problemSomething’s not quite right…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 6, 2022Posted inUncategorized1 Comment on Stan Gets Called Back For a Toilet Problem

Perfect Sober

I’m perfect sober officerWill show you my press-upWhich I can do cos soberCan also then get up…. I’m sure none of you are like this…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

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Flaming Cava

Happy birthday AlbertWe’ve made a specialtyJust for you a flaming cavaGratis, look and see…. Happy Birthday Albert…… Shit, what happened guys?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022 Looks like flaming cavas set off fire sprinklers….hmm

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From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Japanese toilet)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 6, 2022Posted inLittle-known facts1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (Japanese toilet)

From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (McLaren F1)

Posted bydonmatthewspoetrySeptember 6, 2022Posted inLittle-known facts1 Comment on From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (McLaren F1)

Stan. Pedestrian Xing Painter

Stan is a man of many talentsWe at FCS are proud to be associated with him Knowing of my painting skillsWas asked to paint the streetThe council they were happyAnd glad they did me meet…. Stan says gets lots of off-peak use…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

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