Hello there I’m PeterRabbit, how are you?Off back to my burrow nowNice to have met you…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (glow balls)
From the FCS Book of Little-Known Facts (London Bridge 1910)
Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Comparable
Write something incorporating the word ‘comparable’. Should you accept, go forth. Show your creative juices I accept.Here goes…. ODE TO COMPARABLE She whispered gently in my ear(Sensually like)You are comparable . my loveWith that she fell asleep……. What a let-down Fan…. to leave me hanging like that….. And when she was going to say SylvesterContinue reading “Fandango’s One Word Challenge – Comparable”
From the FCS Book of Useful Proverbs
Silence is the bestreply to a fool
Special
I’m feeling rather specialAm glad they did pick meFrom many fine contendersFor all the world to see…. Submitted designs for Eiffel Tower. Was it a competition? Don’t know. Third top-left could be winner Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Drunk
Get your woman plasteredWith our brand of beerGuaranteed to make her drunk(Refund we will if not)…. That’s not a real ad, it’s from Cracked magazine (bottom right) Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Soldiers
Returning soldiersWanting funTo the dance hallEvery one…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Impressive
Jeez that was impressiveGuidance working wellMarketing I now can doPlenty here to sell…. Shit!…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 