Author Archives: donmatthewspoetry

I wanna have a condomThose that you can’t seeSilky smooth invisible(Come in packs of three)…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

She wore her nicest fineryIn the limousineAnd wound the limo window downTo watch the passing scene…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

We had a lovely wedding‘Neath the Light of BudThe minister wore sunniesAnd blessed us with his god…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Got a bit of problemWas taking boat for spinSomehow didn’t get thereIn lake did not get in…. | See my problem?…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

Bought me some thongsSimple and plainDouble for eatingIn/out of rain…. Right one (not shown) has matching knife…… Eat with your feet while knitting – innovative design…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

My kid threw a tantrumWouldn’t get upApplied a swift kickNow meek as a pup…. Sorted…… Don MatthewsSeptember 2022

I’m tired and I’m exhaustedBut no I won’t let goI’ll let life go on round meI’ll hang on won’t let go…. Don MatthewsSeptember 2022