I am a classy Brit I am
Attracted by the press
Had lots of plastic surgery
Through the NHS….
I’m scrumptious…….
Have good support from NHS……
Don Matthews
July 2021
Just been thrust into lockdown
Told my neurons give me a break. Take a holiday.
They flatly refused. Go jump they said (hope yours have better
manners than mine). Demanded I post their work immediately.
So, I apologise for a sudden burst of their work while in lockdown.
The’re bored and want to keep busy. I can’t win……
Flippant, Comic, and Serious 
You could fry eggs🥚🥚
on those non-stick breasts
just don’t go using my fry pan 🍳
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Jeez, I never heard of non-stick ones before…..
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You just slide off 😎
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Of course, fondling would hopeless…….you’d keep sliding off. ‘That feels nice darling…..where you gone?’ …’shit love why’d you order non-stick ones from the clinic?’…..’They were on special’…..
Never touch Jennifer types David…….you’ll slide off 🙂
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“Nothing worse than a lopsided
slide of a slippery Lopez”
~ Bent Afflick
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I’ll drink to that……..
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